if i had my licence the only thing i’d use it for is mcdonalds at 3am
imagine if your name was a swear word
motherfucker can you please come down to the office
omg at first i thought u meant like ur name was used as a swear word
shut the brittany up go chris yourself
If you see someone eating steak and the next time you see them they’re eating an apple, you wouldn’t say, “Oh, so you’re vegan now.”
Well, the same thing applies to bisexual people.
The omnivores of the sexual rainbow
I made an old lady blush today at work because she ordered two senior coffees and I said “SENIOR ? I’m sorry miss, i’m going to have to ask to see some ID.” and she covered her mouth and went “Oh dear me” and couldn’t stop smiling
did anyone ever find out how teen spirit smells
My anaconda don’t want none unless the state of the economy recovers, minimum wage workers see an increase in their pay, and women, racial, and sexual minorities acquire their rights.