H2039 (by rskm)


if i had my licence the only thing i’d use it for is mcdonalds at 3am

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From when i spent the most amazing summer night of my life with my friends! We stayed at the beach all night long, then started to walk towards the east end of the island to watch the sunrise. Had an unforgettable timer together and after the sunrise at 6am we walked straight back to the beach, without sleep! In total we stayed up 38h hours and spent at least 35h of them together!after the sunrise we bought 2 energy drinks each and were way to hyper. We laughed about everything, but honestly, it was the happiest day of my life. Not to mention, that I got to know the loveliest boy, who’s in our holiday group of friends as well! The summer could not have been any better // instagram: @tonis_life



imagine if your name was a swear word

motherfucker can you please come down to the office

omg at first i thought u meant like ur name was used as a swear word 

shut the brittany up go chris yourself

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“We dressed up as the book Madeline, with six people dressed up as her and me as Ms. Clavel, their teacher. One of the Madelines, however, was the truly special one…the one with the beard, that is. Our experience was hysterical—I’d walk all the girls (and one guy) down the street in two straight lines. Guys would be walking the other way, whistling or hollering at all the pretty ladies. Then, as they got to the back of the line, they’d see my friend Brennan, then they’d see me, and I could tell that they were suddenly wondering if ALL the Madelines were men.”

the last sentence

lmao what

There will never be a time when I don’t reblog this because it is my fave.

shockingly, kids are sick and tired of paying hundreds of dollars for overpriced stacks of paper!!!!!! who wouldve thought!!!!!!



If you see someone eating steak and the next time you see them they’re eating an apple, you wouldn’t say, “Oh, so you’re vegan now.”

Well, the same thing applies to bisexual people.

The omnivores of the sexual rainbow

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I made an old lady blush today at work because she ordered two senior coffees and I said “SENIOR ? I’m sorry miss, i’m going to have to ask to see some ID.” and she covered her mouth and went “Oh dear me” and couldn’t stop smiling

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Stay Happy There || La Dispute
This song has been on replay all day, it’s perfect



did anyone ever find out how teen spirit smells


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My anaconda don’t want none unless the state of the economy recovers, minimum wage workers see an increase in their pay, and women, racial, and sexual minorities acquire their rights.


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